Pitsnake

One who can be defined as one a snake who would be containg the resemblance of thee area of a pit. (Note a pitsnake doesn't actually dwell in a pit. The pit merely used to contrast how snake the subject is being.)

That guy is so annoying. He's a real pitsnake.

by AGoodDeed November 2, 2013

Piterable

When something is pitiful and terrible at the same time!

You chose Mike with your first round pick! Thats a piterable choice!

by NotoriousFIG November 15, 2013

Pittorific

Something so magical and beautiful yet totally natural. The very essence of beautifulness caugh in a single shot or glimpse. It Is also the politicaly correct expression of it's degenerate cousin Pittorifucked.

When she walked by, all the guys were totally pittorifucked. Nice sunset here at gaycamp, one could almost say, it's pittorific.

by Webster's Dick-tionary November 17, 2013

pitstop pigeon

A truck stop prostitute, other wise known as a "Lot Lizard".

"Man, this place is crawling with pitstop pigeons!

by booplady December 14, 2013

pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 23, 2013

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

pithium

an element essential to a person's sense of humour

My friend Dave Letterman was diagnosed with a low pithium count. we wish him a speedy recovery and may his jokes improve

by markokenya November 3, 2014