shit-up

British prison officer's slang for an inmate seeking attention by smearing his cell with excrement.

Wow did you see that shit-up in Block 9 this morning? I pity the cleaners.

by Gruntyface July 19, 2010

ill shit

anything you do thats ill

ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough syrup or smokin major grass.

1. smoking weed
2. indian music (zitars, drums, vocals)
3. this situation: approaching a group of friends with a box of lucky charms without saying anything and when they ask for some you deny them an walk away
4. anything illegal but really fun like:
a. drivebys (driving with the boot)
b. mailbox baseball
c. rapping about ghandi

used in a sentence as:
a separable verb:
righteous dude #1:
Dude, that shit you were doing is hella ill.
a noun
righteous dude #2:
What are you up to today?
righteous dude #2:
Sum ill shit.

by superjesus December 6, 2006

Shit for Brains

Someone whoose brains have been replaced by human excrement.

Me: Jesse, you have shit for brains!

Jesse: Oh man... speak with love...

by AMR supervisor April 15, 2010

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

shit pig

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

by Chuck September 19, 2003

gangster shit

what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

We can handle this like we got some class, or we can into some gangster shit.

by anon March 3, 2005

Tickle-shits

What someone has when they crap their pants while subsequently being tickled.

Don't tickle me! I have a horrible case of the tickle-shits.

by leppy8907 September 20, 2012