Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.
Karla: Where'd Sam go?
Heather: She went to find her phone.
Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?
Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment
Heather: She went to find her phone.
Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?
Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment
by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011
Get the Ash Momentmug. by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021
Get the michi momentmug. Girl 1: Why is she ignoring everyone at the party?
Girl 2: Because she saw her boyfriend talking to a friend of his.
Girl 1: Oh, she’s just having a Garey moment.
Girl 2: Because she saw her boyfriend talking to a friend of his.
Girl 1: Oh, she’s just having a Garey moment.
by Baseballstar101 June 11, 2018
Get the Garey Momentmug. by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021
Get the Sani Momentmug. A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.
If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.
If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.
A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.
Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!
Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!
BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.
Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!
Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!
BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.
by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023
Get the Nigga Momentmug. A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.
"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"
"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."
"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022
Get the Poo-reka momentmug. When you're about to get extra credit in class in a game of Jeopardy, but the person doing Final Jeopardy gets the question 'Which country is Mecca located in?' and they respond with 'Islam' instead of Saudi Arabia.
What country is Mecca located in?
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.
by NotanIslamMoment May 21, 2024
Get the Islam Momentmug.