Love marriage is something which everyone wants to do but no one can do it because it is against our shit Society system
You :Uncle I want to do (love marriage)
Uncle: What the fuck ? It is against our society rule.
You : can you share me that rule book ?
Uncle: 🙄🙄
Uncle: What the fuck ? It is against our society rule.
You : can you share me that rule book ?
Uncle: 🙄🙄
by Madarchod December 28, 2020
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We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
We left a huge love puddle on the bed and went to shower.
by Andee Vaccum March 16, 2021
Get the Love puddle mug.To love-fin is user with tripcode posting on 4chan, mainly /r9k/.
He also has his own blog. The name has been apparently taken from popular japanese manga series To Love-ru.
He also has his own blog. The name has been apparently taken from popular japanese manga series To Love-ru.
by vakiss November 3, 2012
Get the To love-fin mug.A love replacement is something that someone uses to compensate for a lack of love. A brokenhearted person might use a love replacement to replace the person they love and crave the most.
Examples of Love replacements include:
-Alcohol.
-commonly Food.
-Drugs or Cigarettes.
-Art or music.
-Phone/Computer.
-In rare cases Jewelry or expensive goods such as gold.
Food is the most common one, also seen as comfort food.
Jewelry or gold is quite uncommon and usually occurs when the person, usually woman, is around the person they love everyday and therefore need something to distract them from it.
Examples of Love replacements include:
-Alcohol.
-commonly Food.
-Drugs or Cigarettes.
-Art or music.
-Phone/Computer.
-In rare cases Jewelry or expensive goods such as gold.
Food is the most common one, also seen as comfort food.
Jewelry or gold is quite uncommon and usually occurs when the person, usually woman, is around the person they love everyday and therefore need something to distract them from it.
Love replacement
Lina comfort eats.
Lambba is an alcoholic.
Jasmine obsesses over diamonds, all because of Jack.
Lina comfort eats.
Lambba is an alcoholic.
Jasmine obsesses over diamonds, all because of Jack.
by Lovely millie January 17, 2013
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Get the Slug Love mug.(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012
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