Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

Poseidon’s Kiss by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

Hershey's Kiss 

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

Hershey's Kiss by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

Herschel's Kiss 

A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.

"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."

Herschel's Kiss by lar de lar lar October 29, 2022

National Josh kiss Quinn day 

On January 11th Josh must makeout with Quinn for josh kiss quinn day

Oh looks like it’s National Josh Kiss Quinn day, you better get to it Quinn

National Josh kiss Quinn day by RecapXGhandi January 11, 2023

The Brown Kiss 

The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.

Yoo i gotta go, bro, i just got The Brown Kiss.

The Brown Kiss by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

The Serbian Kiss 

When two men penetrate the pussy and touch dicks.

Hey guys, Mark said he would be giving Gabe The Serbian Kiss during the party tonight!

The Serbian Kiss by Serpent Fucker February 5, 2023

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a 

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a by R4indr0q February 6, 2023