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j

Abbreviation for “just
I j can’t believe you’d do that!

J venmo the money and I’ll cover dinner.
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M+J

What were their names? I think it was M+J
by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025
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ros-j

A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.
"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
by paleking69 December 5, 2021
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j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.
Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.
by Mrals June 4, 2019
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VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.
"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"
by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021
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J

Why use virgin Latin alphabet to write letter J, when you can instead use chad Roman numerical numbers?
Jogged jelly jiggles.
by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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