Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

Mexican finger trap

When two guys Eiffel tower a burrito and another individual eats it off of them.

I had a three-sum last night and shit got real weird real fast during the Mexican finger trap.

by Robert Slay May 12, 2018

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016

three finger blast

What happens when you stick three fingers up a girl's snizz

Catniss was three finger blasted by President Snow last Hunger Games

by P0L P0T August 9, 2016

Finger fuck money

Money you don't need

I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!

by Wildgraciepoo July 20, 2016

Bloody Cheeto fingers

When you eat a lot of hot cheetos then you go to look at your hands and then all of the powder is on your fingers

Me: Eats Bag of hot cheetos.
Guy At My School: Dude you got bloody cheeto fingers .
Me: Licks powder off of my fingers.

by ndf;gthgf xdcfvghjnhbmgvfgh May 23, 2016