Bum Fluff

The hair grown on the face of a pubescent teenager, young man or a eshay who has never matured.

"That's not a beard champ, that's bum fluff "

by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021

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bum fuck a nigga

Something that someone says while they are fried. Particularly white people say this. These people tend to act like retards as well

Bum fuck a nigga! Bum fuck a nigga!

by Good jello August 6, 2014

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Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

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woman bum

A woman bum: is a chick who will sleep with you. For somewhere to sleep.

Woman bum: hey can i stay. ill let u sleep with me.

Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....

by The wrong one T April 17, 2020

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Bum ass

A person who has a buttcheek face, also gets no pussy, and is the biggest rager on planet earth. He is broke and hates stoners and wants to kill all drug users

That bum ass kid doesn’t do any drugs

by Bob Kidd February 14, 2020

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