by Hobix June 11, 2008
Get the my balls in a vice grip mug."That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."
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"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
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"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
by ghizmo May 16, 2007
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Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.
The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005
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Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
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by big_dude May 29, 2011
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by mrbadss January 21, 2008
Get the blackberry balls mug.noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.
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