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my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"
You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"
by Hobix June 11, 2008
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cotton balls

When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking
"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."

"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."

"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
by ghizmo May 16, 2007
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Doody Balls

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.
The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005
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chat blue balls

The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
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blackberry balls

When you text message/ PIN message or otherwise use your Blackberry to contact some chick for a booty call and she fails to respond.
Dude, the other night I TXT'ed Jenny 'cause I was trying to hook up, and she left me with BlackBerry Balls. That dumb bitch!
by mrbadss January 21, 2008
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Old Man Balls (O.M.B.)

noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.
Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"

Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"
by O.M.B. February 19, 2009
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sussy balls

idk its sus
by defrgthmjg,gyjftdhrgsfdas July 16, 2021
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