Ass Orangbeard

A man with a huge forehead and an orange beard.

Ass Orangbeard stole my high school diploma.

by FalseInquisition February 4, 2023

Red Ass

A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.

That red ass just stole my television.

by Red Arses October 15, 2023

Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

by Eighthass January 1, 2023

Ass Acne

Something you don't wanna have....

I don't wanna have ass acne.

by aurelionistaken November 25, 2018

ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

Cash or ass

Cash or ass - definition - when you loan a couple hundred bucks to a great friend and she avoids paying you back, but wants her car worked on.

Cash or ass and we are squared up

Friend 1 - man what happened to alissa?
Me - idk bro why?
Friend 1 - isn't that her over there?
Me - hell yeah she owes me cash or ass!

Friend 1 - what? Lol
Me - she owes me two hundred bones

Friend 1- oh, cash or ass, I see

by Ben Franklin 💯 August 30, 2017

Ass-Crackery

Of or relating to the ass crack. May also be used as a vile reference or interjection.

This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.

Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018