Me J

(Verb).The act of autofellatio; sucking your own dick

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”

by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022

J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.

That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!

by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008

Fatty J

A FAT hiphop artist who's music gonna hit you hard and will get you stoned as fuck, more than a blunt smoked alone.

Damn you looking high as fuck, guess you were fucking with some Fatty J's tracks ain't you

by Yoshimatsu November 27, 2022

Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.

"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"

by DarylWittener123 July 07, 2023

balla j

A loser who thinks he is top shit, see also; Fag

Bruh, that kid looks like such a balla j

by BigOne44 October 17, 2015

J lips

When somebody is on the verge of crying and putting their lips into a j shape.

“Did you see Timmy was hitting j lips yesterday”

by Dean gall aka big deano November 02, 2021

J lips

When someone is on the verge of crying and putting their lips in a j shape

Did you see nixon and dougy both hit J lips today

by Dean gall aka big deano November 02, 2021