A joke made by Simply Nailogical viewers (who call themselves holosexuals). The nail youtuber used to say to apply a "glossy top coat" to the nails, which was misheard as "glossy taco" and was widely talked about in the comments of SimplyNailogical's (Cristines) videos. Cristine heard about this and now says "glossy taco" in her videos instead of "glossy top coat".
by a homosexual holosexual August 14, 2017
Get the glossy tacomug. Verb meaning to catastrophically fail in a spectacular way.
Originated in the mountain biking community in the late 1980s - early 1990, referring to the shape of a bicycle wheel after a structural failure at high velocity.
Originated in the mountain biking community in the late 1980s - early 1990, referring to the shape of a bicycle wheel after a structural failure at high velocity.
"Dude was schralping a gnarly trail, tacoed his wheel, bit the dirt doing 40, and ended up in the ER."
"47 sure tacoed the economy!"
"47 sure tacoed the economy!"
by Friday411 June 5, 2025
Get the Tacomug. 
It's from a vine lmao
"Hey how much did u pay for dat taco??"
"Aye you know dis bois gots his free taco."
*falls*
Who can say where the road goes
Where the day goes
"Hey how much did u pay for dat taco??"
"Aye you know dis bois gots his free taco."
*falls*
Who can say where the road goes
Where the day goes
by ME:)))) April 30, 2019
Get the Tacomug. A soft or crunchy shell taco. Beef, chicken, pork, or whatever you desire . Next complete taco ready to eat is placed in the crack of your partners ass and is eat from that partners ass. Eaten with mouth only. Use of utensils (other than combined use with butter plug)or other hand held tools disqualify it as a "Baho Taco".
by Pickett.com November 13, 2025
Get the Baho Tacomug. when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO
1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017
Get the Taco Applemug. 1. A topcoat for your nails
antonym matte topcoat
After painting her nails in holo Cristine put a glossy taco to bring out that shit.
After painting her nails in holo Cristine put a glossy taco to bring out that shit.
by A Holosexual April 18, 2018
Get the Glossy tacomug.