loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.

Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

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8.5179 years old

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 2nd grader at summer holiday 8.515 year old and 8.5 year old so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol.

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 8.5 year old and 8.515 year old for example so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol

by The dancing nugget July 19, 2022

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dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

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11 Year Olds

11 year olds are in huge development normally, with girls usually starting puberty by this age. 11 is between 10 and 12, please don't make fun of them, they are just kids

11 year olds are dumb, but they are in puberty, they grow fast, so you can't say they can't be better, you were 11 once too, so why make fun of your older self?

by aPeerson February 19, 2024

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11 Year olds

Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.

11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.

by aPeerson February 21, 2024

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