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Crane Middle School

The middle school where guys peg each other and then say being gay is weird.

A urinal was stolen and got taken out of the wall.

Plus there are used condoms everywhere
Rachel: I went to crane Middle School

Quinn: eww, that’s gross
by HookerMary June 15, 2022
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abington heights middle school

A school in Clarks Summit PA! ALSO COMPLETE HELL!!!!!
I go to AHMS (Abington Heights middle school) it’s complete HELL
by DASSBITCH October 16, 2019
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strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
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Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020
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Kennedy middle school

A fucking shit show, mr nuno sucks ass and Mrs pussy (posas) is scary asf.
by Subdibsjdb June 2, 2022
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union county middle school

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest
by your mom in my bed 69 November 25, 2021
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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