Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

by ETENKHF February 15, 2025

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Ghosts of Tabor

Ghosts of Tabor ( Tabor) is a PvPvE extraction based shooter VR game, despite Tabor being only about a year old, it has amassed a huge fanbase, and has collaborated with real companies, like SOG knives, Tabor has 5 main maps to choose from, Island, Matka Miest, Matka underground, missile silo and Chodov mall map. Tabor is based on Escape from Tarkov.

I want to play Ghosts of Tabor

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.

Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!

by Just call me Geto’s wifey fr💍 May 12, 2025

Adipex-P Tablets

Does Adipex affect hydration or electrolyte levels?

Adipex-P Tablets is a physician recommended medication like amphetamine. Phentermine animates the focal sensory system (nerves and cerebrum), which expands your pulse and circulatory strain and diminishes your hunger. Adipex-P is utilized along with diet and exercise to treat heftiness, particularly in individuals with risk factors, for example, hypertension, elevate cholesterol, or diabetes. Adipex-P ought to be utilize exclusively for a momentary period. It ought to be utilize as a feature of a total weight decrease program that incorporates dietary changes, work out, and other conduct changes.

by alenawokes May 30, 2025