carton o milk

carton o milk

carton o milk

by ryan vorvory June 04, 2019

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 23, 2024

Milk Princess

A woman on clear complexion or lighter complexion that using the privilege of her skin color to get better treatment in life. Also may be called Karen.

Ex: Jessica Whitehorse

That bitch is a Milk Princess.

by The Hoe annihilator March 15, 2023

Milk Princess

A woman of clear complexion or lighter complexion that uses the privilege of their skin complexion to get better treatment in life.

Ex:Jessica Whitehorse

That bitch is a Milk Princess

by The Hoe annihilator March 15, 2023

Milk Dudded

When you’re hitting it from the back and the girl shits on you, then leaves you with blue balls

Did you hear about the girl who shot on Colt then left right after, before he could finish. She really milk dudded him.

by Top Hand December 16, 2024

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 18, 2024

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 25, 2017