Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

Pie eater

Tasker eats all the pies

Pie eater, That big fat cu*t is at the pie shop again. eating all the pies, leaves none for no one that fat cu*t

by Big ho55 April 9, 2020

walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Pie

1. Pie is a dessert that usually contains fruits or berries, and is wrapped in a thin brittle crust. It is then baked in an oven, and comes out as a beautiful pastry to scarf down as fast a your facehole can handle.
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people

1. "Can I have a slice of pie please?"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"

by KOTLClover123456789 May 13, 2019

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

Pie

Pope

U pie

by Ketoris3 October 8, 2019