Bird it

1. A type of handshake in which one person lifts one knee at a time while waving their arms.
2. A sexual act.

1. Up high
down low
can you bird it?

2. This one chick birded my friend for 20 minutes straight!

by Hexedecimal May 31, 2005

Bird

A government drone used for spying

Jerald: WATCH OUT IT'S A BIRD
Bob: what's so bad about birds?
Ethan: Don't you know it's a government spy?

by Robertlew October 17, 2020

Bird

A heterosexual idiotic woman. Similar to a pick me, she usually makes the absolute worst decisions when it comes to men.

“She’s such a bird, but she’s so gorgeous.”

by Her Husband,Boo,her life September 23, 2023

For the birds

Something that is unimportant, or is not worth your time.

"Tipping servers is for the birds"

by Imagination Monster January 21, 2024

Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

the smallest bird

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023