Urban Sprawl

When a group of idiots stand talking idly on the pavement/sidewalk and have not left any room for the flow of people to get past them.

I was trying to get in to the shop, but the urban sprawl was blocking the entrance.

by Ellen K October 9, 2008

urban dic cleaning

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary Sucks

it does

Me: Urban Dictionary Sucks

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Urban Rescue Ranch

A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.

The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled

by AlabamaAlabama April 10, 2022

Urban Reindeer Hunting

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

Urban cowboy

a man or boy that likes older women around their 40's

That woman listing to Tim McGraw and washing dishes for her family makes me want ot be an URBAN COWBOY

by CLIFIIZLE June 29, 2003

rejected by Urban Dictionary

Being rejected at your request to post a definition, however more than half the time the "editors" will just deny your request without even reading it. You can tell because if you send in a well thought out post, and its rejected, and then you look at some other assholes entry which is like "METALLICA FREAKIN ROX" you get really pissed off. I hope the asshole editors are reading this, and I know that they wont post it, just because they are assholes.

Guy 1: I'm always rejected by Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: I know right? Urban dictionary sucks.

by Will Brasil February 23, 2007