Urban dictionary

This dictionary

It’s a urban dictionary

by I have a crush on emma kopp December 1, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The perfect time-killer.

Urban Dictionary fanatic: I got a couple assignments to do in History class...but first...

by Dunn_and_Dunn March 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.

Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!

by Trumpium March 17, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that contains made up slang that no one actually uses.

Jim: Ayo, have you heard of the Mexican Lawnmower?

Joe: Where'd you see that? Urban Dictionary?

by bilbo576 December 13, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Why did you search this? You’re on it right now!

“I’m gonna go to Urban Dictionary”

by Bludaku June 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.

Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.

by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary

A website where sad incels search up their own name to feel better about themselves.

"There's (generic name)! They look like they touch children, bet they search up their own name on Urban Dictionary."

by Josh (Very funny) November 30, 2021