john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

do the george michael

This is when an artist starts in a teen pop band and then goes solo.

Hey, I think he is going to do the george Michael?

by Bigmumma69 April 23, 2018

Michael Kors

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.

Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?

by UrbanAlicia January 1, 2023

Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.

"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"

by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name

girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M

by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021