Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

wet poo

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

by BigLadConnor September 8, 2022

Peek-a-Poo

During intercourse, your girlfriend, without warning, sticks her finger in your (preferably) virgin butthole.

While Ms. K and I were getting it on last night, she gave me my first Peek-a-Poo!

by TarotChick82 June 12, 2021

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

POO BONE

A NIG SLICE WHO FLOGES THE BOINALAID BACK IN 2095

YOUR SUCH A POO BONE ASS NIGGA

by ASS LUB February 26, 2024

poo poo male

A poo poo male is an individual of the male sex that enjoys consuming big poo content. Can be usually found browsing Youtube Kids.

You truly are a poo poo male, have my kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Every woman ever to the poo poo male

by poopoomale1 October 9, 2023

poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.

Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!

by LouUnder June 19, 2015