Cute little mochi from Busan, South Korea. Member of Bangtan Sonyeondan ( A.K.A BTS). Shortest of all the members. He can dance and sing like an angel. Also he's very very cute. Impossible not to love him.
Random person: Hey, who's that on your phone screen?
A.R.M.Y: Park Jimin.
Random person: Who's that?
A.R.M.Y: *Grabs random person by the shoulders* You better sit down... This might take a while.
A.R.M.Y: Park Jimin.
Random person: Who's that?
A.R.M.Y: *Grabs random person by the shoulders* You better sit down... This might take a while.
by TheEpicNeptune July 13, 2017

guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”
by penistosociety August 12, 2021

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”
by savage528 February 26, 2025

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.
Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”
Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018

by ilooooooooovecookies February 7, 2022
