Zebra Shoe November

When you wear zebra-patterned shoes in November to impress your significant other

Friend 1: "Are you participating in Zebra Shoe November this year?"
Friend 2: "Yes! I got my shoes on sale from Amazon, go get yours!"

by roananderson123 December 23, 2021

Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

Early November Gift

A gift given by one friend to another in early November as a commemoration of their friendship.

Where is my Early November Gift? You are such a fake friend bro. No. Nuts do not fucking count as a gift. Oh? So only the mid october gift is real? Yeah, you would say that dude. Unbelievable.

by MommyLover69420 November 3, 2021

November 4-20

Hangout with you crush day is when you hangout with you crush !

Example

Them:Hell-

Yn:Hangout with me!

Them: but why?

Yn:Because its national hangout with your crush day!!

November 4-20 is when you hangout with your crush till the end of the 20th November

by Sinp November 3, 2021

November’s birthday gift

If you were born in November you don’t have to participate in no nut November and you have no negative repercussions

Person 1: Hey are you be participating in no nut November
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard

by Za hando November 7, 2021

November 4, 2037

Date of doomsday in the film Bike Theft Auto

November 4, 2037 will not be stopped -professor Mike

by Jotroublegames November 1, 2021

No nut November pass

In the month of November you have a pass to nut 🥜

I have a no nut November pass

by Kaylee septem November 3, 2019