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Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.
Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.
by hungry pig January 30, 2025
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Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.
Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!
by You're anus January 7, 2019
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Michael

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus
You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him
by I love Michael April 2, 2022
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Michael

The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
by Moo moo mr cow May 3, 2021
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Michael O’connell

If you find a Michael O’Connell and you see or know him date him he’s a very good looking and genuinely good guy

Also I love you you know who your are
Dang Tressa Your dating “Michael OConnell

You saw that “Michael O’Connell” Kid
by FriskyFortnutter November 18, 2018
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Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh
Michael and Johansen are stoopehs
by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020
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Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.
I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023
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