michael

Michael is a coward. A man who hides behind technology to cause harm to those he has distain for. Although Michael may act tough, he is nothing more than a gutless bull, a troll even. Michael hates his own self and has a hard time looking ilin the mirror due to his lack of courage. A lack of courage to not only face his enemy but those he harms through technology.

Michael, oh yeah, I've heard of him he's quite the coward.

by Throne AKA JellyBean May 4, 2022

Michael

Just really sexy and hot

Girl 1:Michael is so hot
Girl 2:I know

by Blank.......... June 24, 2021

Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.

Michael bore is a faggot

by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019

National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy

Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight

by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022

Michael W

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.

Michael W is telling a very funny joke.

by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023

Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn

Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee

by anonymous November 23, 2021