Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.

Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer

by Vincent84 February 15, 2010

Pope John highschool

A high school for a bunch of rich snobs that think they're superior because they go to a school that is private.

PJ Student: I go to a school that is private, I'm way smarter than those Jefferson students.

JTHS Student: Everyone thinks Pope John highschool students are fags.

by Jared627 August 17, 2014

John From Cincinnati

Airing on HBO in the slot previously filled by The Sopranos, John From Cincinnati is a drama series in which the viewer can watch all ten episodes of the first season and still have a limited idea of what is actually happening in the show throughout. The viewer will find that after watching the first episode, subsequent episodes provide little if any satisfaction or insight into what the writers are trying to achieve. Castmembers acting abilities are mediocre at best. Essentially, this show is one large waste of time.

Jim: Yo stan, wanna go to the bar tonight, start the new week off right?
Stan: Nah man, John from Cincinnati's on.
Jim: Wait, you actually watch that shit?
Stan: uhh Yeah.
Jim: Kill yourself.

by deeeznuts August 17, 2007

John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.

Damn that John The Baptist is amazing

by John The Baptist February 25, 2005

John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym

My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.

by John Resnover III May 4, 2022

John Wick Shit

When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.

Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4

by Einstein Gravity Boner June 13, 2021

Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.

Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"

by crowbardog April 25, 2010