Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

by Myarenda November 18, 2021

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Goop gobbler

A term used back in the old days that means head. Lots of head.

Dude my girlfriend gave me the biggest Goop gobbler last night, holy shit it was amazing.

by Danny yep November 23, 2021

Re gobloi

He Is THE fucking God, he runs the Kingdom of goblin and fucks dead Animals. He also has a lot of dragons and, in small words, everything you can think of. We must pray our lord and thank him. His Human form Is hella gay and he is an alcoholic and Will beat every wife in the universe.

Person 1: Is that a simple person?
Person 2: No u fucking idiot, he Is re gobloi and you must pray him.
Person 1: Are you fucking stu..
Re gobloi *destroys the sinner with his giant cock.*

by Cacasburapisciopallesiuuuuuu November 24, 2021

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 26, 2021

Glizzy gobbler

Glizzy gobbler is someone who love glizzy so much when he or she eats it they gobble it up

Hey mom look at uncle Larry he a glizzy gobbler :mom huh 😀: yeah he gobble up that glizzy :mom what 😀

by Hey urben dic December 2, 2021

forbidden goblet

The act of gaping ones rectum and proceeding to cascade a liquid (of your choice) into ones anus and proceeding to take a lustful swig from the forbidden goblet

mmm... let me get a drink from your forbidden goblet

by tomiandarchie December 3, 2021