Cream

The most smartest, strongest, and sexist group of people in the world.

Look at that incredibly handsome man, he must be apart of cream

by Invincble July 5, 2021

Peaches and cream

a situation, process, etc., that has no trouble or problems.

I thought this Ikea shelf was going to be really hard to put together but it ended up being all peaches and cream baby

by Pirate420 July 10, 2021

Boston Cream Sleeve

Utilizing your friend’s hoodie sleeve as a cum catcher.

Josh only needs 42 seconds to leave you a Boston Cream Sleeve if he sees a hoodie unattended.

by Splendid Curse January 18, 2026

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026