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The Black Keys

Modern blues band consisting of Dan Auerbach (guitarist/vocalist) and Patrick Carney (drummer) from Akron Ohio. Their music sounds just as amazing live if not better than their albums. They don't quite feel retro or especially arcane. Their music is dirty, grungy, noisy, swampy blues with a lot of soul.

They were first signed when college dudes with Polo shirts and sandals on were walking straight out of the a club in Oxford Mississippi while The Black Keys were playing. They knew that the guys from Fat Possum (their record label) were also there which made The Black Keys extremely nervous. But later the guys from Fat Possum said that's how they test their bands - if everybody from Oxford walks out then they sign 'em (laughs).

The Black Keys will one day find their place in classic rock history if they already haven't with the fans they have today.
"Chip had to change his pants after The Black Keys concert."
by Chipward March 8, 2009
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Black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.
Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?

Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke
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Have you seen the new Martin Lawrence black stick movie?
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black sugar

A specific brand of coffee or espresso that is so good that it can be compared to an addictive drug such as crack.
Brett: "Bro, I'm feening for some Black Sugar right about now. "
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Black Thumb

A term for the inevitable black thumb received from pushing the ash down in a pipe
"My wife knows I started smoking again because of my black thumb, I always forget to wash it off!"
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Black Sheep

A beautiful woman who is unique compared to basic white sheep
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black junkie

a white guy who hangs around a bunch of black people and does a lot of drugs but hes cool with them and he dont mind gettin high, but down for the cause. not to be confused with a wigger
that black junkie is worse than a coke whore.
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