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Alex Renda

A guy that shouldn’t necessarily exist. Alex Renda can also be referred as HIM. Alex Renda is one of the most terrible people to be around with especially if you’re trying to make jokes. This little shit wad steals jokes, hella loud. When you first meet him he’s ok in some ways but after about a week you get sick of him. If you tell him how much you don’t like him he starts following you and stalking you, everything you do. He’s very forgetful and he thinks he gets bitches but he doesn’t. He says that he has crones and he uses that to sit at tables that people don’t want him at. He can’t tell the difference between something serious and sarcasm. When he tries to be sarcastic it doesn’t seem like it he says it more as a statement than a joke. He’s also incredibly short.
“Wait who is that over there?”
“Shit, it’s Alex Renda!”
Uh oh
by Bigchungusishellaunfunny June 10, 2022
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Alex

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.
by panko1 April 24, 2023
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Alex Greaves

by Alex Greaves 69 September 9, 2023
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Alex giraud

The most beautifulest soul you'll ever meet!

He's cheesy, but romantic...
Lovely green hazel eyes, you get lost just by glancing at them.
Sees the good in everyone, gives out more chances than he should.
He's so very incredibly handsome 100/10. All the girls he's ever came across seem to always so easily fall in love with him.
Faithful to one girl.
Wonderful & simply amazing.
I want an Alex Giraud in my life.

Look, that's Alex Giraud, isn't he just dreamy.

OMG you mean Alex Giraud?!! Who doesn't like him?
by mrsgiraud47 November 24, 2021
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Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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Alex

The most amazing man ever. He is kind, caring, loving. He is passionate about what he believes in. He will make you smile from ear to ear. He is tall and a handsome ginger. He will steal your heart and it will be the best decision ever. If you happen to snag an Alex keep him.
There is no other Alex like this Alex!
by Pixiev31 July 10, 2023
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Alex is a bisexual name, it can be used both for girls and boys. Dont be afraid to make joke about Alex named people, they are too weak to fight but be careful they are gay af dont even think about being close to them.
Alex my gay friend
Oh look at an Alex(gay)

He is too Alex(weak)
by Alkoliki gunaika November 21, 2021
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