The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Ice cream

Quite possibly the best and most delicious thing ever invented with cold delicious sweetness.

I love ice cream.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

pure ice kappn

when you're kappn on another level, you're pure ice kappn

that guy J, he just started making random-ass static noises, man, he was pure ice kappn

by Twelve Express October 28, 2020

Whipped ice cream

When a guy is so in love with a Girl that
He is blind/ whipped for her

Chris is whipped ice cream for Joanie

by Tomé August 30, 2022

The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.

Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.

by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.

"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024