Hid-e-o-meter

A device that measures ugliness.

As in: " That dress is a 10 on the Hid-e-o-meter"

by amazonloveswords February 4, 2010

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

Fist full o' metal

When someone has a very large, normally strong, fist, or having a very strong punch. Normally when infused with some kind of metal alloy.

Yo man, Tommy has a crazy fist full o' metal.

Tommy's fist full o' metal broke jims jaw.

by ManiacManEK March 26, 2010

Gek-o Runo Devola

Gek, A Red Hair dude in a game/animation called Arcade Fighters (ArcFi). Strong, but a dumb person. :dwane4k:

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of this person name Gek-o Runo Devola?

Person 2: Oh, that retard? Yeah, I've heard of him.

Person 1: A Retard indeed.

by Someone in ArcFi December 8, 2020

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by vanillaijeidhei March 15, 2022

O-M-DOUBLE G

Typical reaction when you feel you've been screwed over by some guys.

"I've been banned from Fiverr? O-M-Double G!"
"O-M-Double G! You weren't fast enough, now I can't achieve that epic Victory Royale!"

by JusticeForVoiceoverPete November 12, 2018

6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.

"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."

by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023