Postal 2. Weird FPS where you deliver packages to a bunch of weirdos in a small town.
Or something to that effect.
Or something to that effect.
"Wow! This new game, 'Postal two', is really weird, funny, and fun to play. And I don't usually like weird games!"
or:
"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."
or:
"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."
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Get the Postal Two mug.A spin off of the popular "oney-one" online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation of twelve (12) in order to be consistent with other numbers between ten and twenty . The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus two. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-two" and "oney-two" or could also be denoted as "twoteen."
The Ocean's12 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-two."
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Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
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