TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit

I'm so TOPS in this world!

by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025

top left pidge

When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net

So I hit it and it went top left pidge

by Netfinder November 12, 2015

we top hats, we the mastas

“we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.

Kid: Who are you?
Rich furry: we top hats, we the mastas

by vail.trix March 7, 2024

Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free

You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker

by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014