I Got Erection

The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.

OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!

by Dukedarkness May 5, 2008

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

World War I

Italy also later joined the Allies, and the Ottoman Empire became one of the Central Powers.

As a result, at the end of the war Italy won control of the Adriatic port city of Trieste from Austria.

by Viva Italia! June 3, 2004

When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

I know right!

Phrase used to express agreement usually over something very annoying or something relating to yourself.

"OMG Emily thinks she is so hot."
"Ew I know right!"

"Your dress is gorgeous!"
"I know right!"

by Bonnieeee June 20, 2006

I will END you

1. A line used during video games, such as CoD or WoW, usually means that you're going to get your ass pwned badly.
2. A line said by one who is enraged, this means either you run or you won't see the light of day.

Example 1:

Kirai: Damn, Chow?! Why'd you have to go shooting everyone?!
Chow: Idk...*he shoots Kirai's character in the ass*
Kirai:......I WILL END YOU MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA!
Chow: D; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Example 2:
Bitchy chick: Liek omg, why do you liek have to be all jealous just cause I'm liek dating him?
Kirai: o.O The fuck are you talking about?
Bitchy chick: hahahaha, liek omg Kira! You're so funny!
Kirai:......I WILL END YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Bitchy chick: haha, you're fu---
*bitchy chick is strangled to death by Kirai*

by theoneinthirdperiod June 15, 2011

I Hate That Bitch

Term used between friends when descirbing their dislike for an individual.

Now that I have the nut bra the only thing bustin my balls is my wife, I hate that bitch.

by Daddy Greg July 25, 2006