Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
by fitzlovin May 18, 2008

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

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by microk December 16, 2010

The old Kanye was the Kanye that everyone misses, the old Kanye was the Kanye that everybody respected, the old Kanye wasn’t a Nazi, the old Kanye is the Kanye we need back but we will never get back
by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024

by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020
