Benton Park

Homed the legend himself Cameron Wilson

Fuck Benton park

by Suck my arsewhole January 21, 2020

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016

Melrose Park

In truth, it's neither a park nor a real suburb as it's really just 3 or 4 streets in Ermington and West Ryde. However, its residents wanted higher land values by having a different postcode and not being branded Ermington.

Not to be confused with the beautiful people in Melrose Place, a popular 90s American TV series.

Friend: Where do you live?
Me: Melrose Park.
Friend: Where's that?

by Melrose Park May 22, 2018

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

by Backplant March 17, 2024

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020