by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025
Get the Birdmug. A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. by Blakessketit July 14, 2018
Get the Birdmug. Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!
by PHEdward June 16, 2017
Get the drinking birdmug. basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.
by thesturleybirdh8tr June 1, 2011
Get the sturley birdmug. by Mushbird.shagger June 29, 2021
Get the Portsmouth’s Biggest Mush Birdmug. anyone who is triggering like a birdy. often annoying, strange, stupid. is very triggering. stupid birb.
by trash baguettes September 8, 2018
Get the trigger birdmug.