Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Jack-a-tron

A gay mans tool that he uses when he is to tired to jack-off that does it for him.

You can get them at Spencers and Bj's.

by Paul C April 23, 2003

jack-off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

Sence Vishal is so fat and ugly, and he doesnt get any girls. He jack-off in the corner

by VishalIsGay June 25, 2007

bum jack

the exercise of anal sex with one partners arsehole masturbating the others penis.

After we sucked each other off i gave the stud a bum jack he would never forget

by p.m.n August 12, 2003

Magic jack

Masturbating in a 40 year old overflowing, shit piled high beyond seat rim, outhouse without puking.

After being in the woods for a week with only straight men and Mormons he had to go magic jack.

by Jbondage069 May 19, 2011

jack miller

a drink composed of 1/2 liter of jack Daniels and Butthash. it is to be drank very quickly. this recipe makes 10 shots but you only need one

"hey guys i have a liter of jack miller "

by John Tedeski April 26, 2008