Eastern High School

Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️

“you go to Eastern High school?”

“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”

by christiangirl2 August 17, 2019

High School Gay

When a boy or girl in high school calls themselves homosexual when in fact they are just doing it for the attention. May secretly have straight relationships on the side. Once the "high school gay's" stop getting as much attention or realize that it's stupid, they suddenly become straight.

"OMG it's so hard to grow up gay in today's schools! I hate how I'm judged and picked on all the time! QQ"

Jen: Did you hear? Stacy came out of the closet and told everybody she was gay today!
Jeff: Yeah, but shes only High School Gay...

by toxicillin August 22, 2011

High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics

Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009

bergenfield high school

Bergenfield High School- where the marching band goes to MetLife before the football players, oops wait, they'll never make it there. Where people have sex in the stairways and the teacher's lounges. People basically fuck in the middle of the hallway. The girls are sluttier than prostitutes on the highway. Standards are lower than the grades. Where girls where club outfits for a normal day at school. Bergenfield AKA Asianfield.

Ex. 1
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?

Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.

Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..

by SmackTownJerd November 22, 2013

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

Mile High Club

Indulging in any form of sexual intercourse in an in-flight Airplane restroom, while, obviously, being at least a mile off the ground.

"I hope the flight attendant didn't see us come in here...she might know we're becoming members of the Mile High Club."

by Delusional Confusion January 15, 2005

Caringbah High School

Academically selective high school in Sydney's south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des 'Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of German sarcasm, your IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!

A: "Check it out! That guy is reading Jane Austen out of free will."
B: "He must go to Caringbah High School."
A: "God bless his sweet soul."

by pens nizzle January 14, 2008