couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

The Devil's Pie

The REAL definition. Obtaining wealth/fame by any means possible and I mean any means.

"She is sleeping with all the top executives just for a slice of the Devil's Pie.

by Prince Rameek September 12, 2023

Slutty Shepheards Pie

To be used when you and a flatmate share a meal, smash a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Rachel had a slutty shepheards pie last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 8, 2021

Dirty chin pie

The act of rubbing a two day old chin stubble onto a erogenous zone for sexual pleasure.

My old lady loves a bit of dirty chin pie

Nothing could make Susan climax quite like a good old dirty chin pie

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 15, 2019

Shepherd's Pie

When a savvy Irishman aka "Young Shamrock" checks to see if a woman has on a thong by having her sit on his forearm consensually of course.

"Yo, Miguel gave that young lass a Shepherd's Pie at the bar last night!"

by Bose21 March 19, 2021