pudding bum

EEE, that lauren is a major pudding bum
by oooochieee April 26, 2021
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bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.
My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!
by ZastinLD February 11, 2016
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Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play
My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on
by Low-fat milk March 27, 2018
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kloonksy bum

What a fuck kloonksy bum is
by Kloonks May 17, 2023
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bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 04, 2021
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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 05, 2024
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Bum beater

But beater is an expression that describes someone who has a very active anal sex life

They may enjoy anal more than typical penitration
Marcus was going up my arse all night he is such a bum beater
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 04, 2022
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