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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
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Bum Whop

To have anal sex.
"Me and April did the bum whop last night"
by Dill Wum December 2, 2009
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BUM

Justin Luckett and Jordan luckett
Example: man this dude is a BUM referring to Jordan And Justin Luckett
by bum tracker May 21, 2019
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bum brownie

My mom’s dog eats its own bum brownies.
by Catwoman999 November 11, 2017
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Bum Spray

When a homeless alcoholic has a hard night of drinking and then sprays diarrhea in the morning all over a public toilet or the wall of a squat.

This is generally from the fact that the alcoholic cannot get to the toilet fast enough, after searching many places over for a public restroom.
I was going to use the toilet in the park but it had bum spray all over it.
by Angstie October 10, 2021
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Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult
He smells, he has a poo bum
by BritishBleach June 24, 2018
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