Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

Your Local Fadila

That one person who always looking for peace and avoids conflicts. She often say "Hmmmm" and "Peace and Love 😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🦏🎶🥦❤️☮️"

"What is wrong with that person? And why she keeps saying 'Hmmmmm' a lot?"
"Yeah, and why she keeps saying 'Peace and Love' too like a hippie?"
"I think she's Your Local Fadila."

by across._the._universe_ January 30, 2021

Blow your load

When u blow a nice juicy load all over some big juicy tits u blow your load all over those tits ane make them white

Blow your load Bob blowed his load all over karens tits

by Bigmoistbob666 February 12, 2021

filter your mind

Filtering someones mind, an action where the victim is owned, but in a stronger sense.

It can also be said in a "you're a noob" way. Kinda like this..

1. Dude, you really need to get your mind filtered.

2. Have you been filtered yet?

3. LOLZ I JUST FILTERED YOUR MIND!

by AIM: filter y0ur mind April 10, 2004

work your trick

verb: to masturbate, choke the chicken, rub one out, work your man, play with yourself

It comes from a DC/Baltimore area radio show called the Sports Junkies, now on WHFS 99.1 FM in the mornings. They used to be syndicated nationally for a while.

I was sitting at home last night watching some great porn and workin' my trick when my mom knocked on the door.

by Annie January 12, 2004

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021