mckenzie moment

when walking down the street and a stranger is being extremely rude to you, you turn around and give him/her a piece of your mind

Stranger: "Oh my god, could she walk a little less in the middle of the sidewalk"
Mckenzie: "Oh my god, could you get more of a life"

*Such a Mckenzie Moment*

by PenguinDinoTurtleMaster November 8, 2017

marta moment

Un marta moment è un'espressione epica che descrive quel momento imbarazzante su Golf With Friends quando continui a mancare una buca... e continui a mancare... e continui a mancare. Può verificarsi anche quando c'è un rialzamento sulla buca che rende impossibile fare centro.

- fra continuo a non centrare la buca.
- lol marta moment

by lovablemari August 13, 2025

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!

Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Tibor Moment

- seeing an obese person
- seeing any weird emotions or hearing weird sentences/words that Tibor would do

Person 1: DAYUM HE'S HUGE
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Person 1: WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS HANDS? THAT'S SO WEIRD!
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Tibor: *says something so weird that is beyond human understanding*
Person 1 & 2: Tibor Moment

by RealAdderall December 8, 2023

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023