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Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.
Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)
by mrer October 27, 2020
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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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top my johnson

by just smoove October 24, 2020
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Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.
“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot
by Stankman February 24, 2020
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Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free
You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker
by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022
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Top fuel dragsters

Some of the fastest accelerating, loudest and most brutal vehicles in the world.
Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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