taking a larson

Taking a shit.

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson

by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

taking the w

Getting out of the situation you are in.

Dude 1: Did you know that snakes and lizards-
Dude: He's taking the w that's what it is.

by HouseOnFire220 April 14, 2024

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

take your first swing ya dog

A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.

eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog

by TheSBPony December 16, 2021

Taking a West

The act of a lactose intolerant person eating three days worth of dairy and holding it. At day three, the butt is aimed to the west. Once let loose, the liquid poo-beam circumnavigated the earth and hits the defecated in the face.

Man, you been taking a west? You’re face is covered in crap!!

by We5ticles September 30, 2025