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Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
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Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.
Boy, take yourself home.
by NR96 May 15, 2022
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Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Sup baby take me out to dinner

Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner
by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022
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Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
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take it to heaven

to take a very large hit of marijuana, to the point where it seems as though you are almost hogging the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.
Person: take it to heaven man!
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.
by ;WLKDJFA;LDJF April 14, 2010
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The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura
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