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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment
A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!
by CGZXZ May 17, 2025
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Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
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