cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

Pie

A Northern Slang phrase for to be ignored. Usually referring to when someone sees your message but doesn't respond

She pied me!
You got pied!
I going to pie them

by Scott22922 September 1, 2019

walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Meat pie

A pussy.

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty

by Philibro October 4, 2017

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017

ellie pie

pie mushed up with ellie >:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

also u better accept this

ellie pie is ✨hungry✨

by elyyyon January 10, 2021

Scream Pie

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.

No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.

by DirtySam October 29, 2022