Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

The Redditor Special

When the male partner unleashes his jizz on a chcago style deep dish pizza, chews it, then spits on the genitals of another male then rubs it in nice and good.

John gave Jeremy "The Redditor Special" last wednesday.

by The Cum Drinker February 2, 2021

Onii Chan Special

The "Onii Chan Special" is where you find someone with a little girl appearance and nut so hard you destroy their arteries

Person 1: Omg did you hear that rob did the Onii Chan Special to Jessica
Person 2: Yes bro I did

by Barackbarackobama February 6, 2021

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

Lady's special

Derogatory. A phrase denoting wildly inflated prices and unnecessary or outright fictional work such as replacing brand new components or checking the blinker fluid. Often pitched to ignorant repair customers as critical repairs.
Historically gender-based, on the assumption that women would not know what was going on with cars and other mechanical items.

The sleazy mechanic made most of his money from the "Lady's Special".

by DoWackaDo March 31, 2021

Spin free special

The Spin Free Special is a bit of Cremita Salvadoreña on top of your order.

Dame Dos con el Spin Free Special Porfavor.

by Spinfreedjs April 10, 2021